Do you swear to love the butt, the whole butt, and nothing but the butt?
Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
so in case you haven’t been on tumblr awhile
- hail hydra
- it’s a metaphor
- dean showers
- cas and dean talk on the phone and it’s adorable
- it’s all a metaphor
- it’s all a fucking metaphor.
- it’s all a goddamn metaphor.
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant